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THIS IS THE 50% DEPOSIT, Total purchase price will be approximately $6,000.00 with the remainder due prior to shipping.
Where nostalgia meets leather, brass, and 100-year-old barn beams.
This isn’t a toy. It’s a 300-pound altar to your inner twelve-year-old, wrapped in century-old timber and whiskey-slick style. The sides are made from reclaimed barn beams that stood longer than most buildings in your neighborhood — now reimagined to anchor a cabinet built for men who still remember blowing into a cartridge like it was CPR.
Inside? All the classics. Two-player games, endless hours of high-score redemption, and a control deck finished in matte black and brass — the kind of detail that makes you want to wipe your hands before touching it.
Below the screen, you’ll find a built-in whiskey cabinet tucked behind a soft-close door, along with a pop-out cup holder for your Old Fashioned and a removable tray for your cigar if you’re the type who likes a little smoke with their Donkey Kong.
Up top, industrial lighting casts a warm glow over the screen, and down below, a brass footrail bar gives the whole piece the grounded feel of a proper pub.
This is not for kids. It’s for grown men who still believe in arcades, bourbon, and building things that last.
THIS IS THE 50% DEPOSIT, Total purchase price will be approximately $6,000.00 with the remainder due prior to shipping.
Where nostalgia meets leather, brass, and 100-year-old barn beams.
This isn’t a toy. It’s a 300-pound altar to your inner twelve-year-old, wrapped in century-old timber and whiskey-slick style. The sides are made from reclaimed barn beams that stood longer than most buildings in your neighborhood — now reimagined to anchor a cabinet built for men who still remember blowing into a cartridge like it was CPR.
Inside? All the classics. Two-player games, endless hours of high-score redemption, and a control deck finished in matte black and brass — the kind of detail that makes you want to wipe your hands before touching it.
Below the screen, you’ll find a built-in whiskey cabinet tucked behind a soft-close door, along with a pop-out cup holder for your Old Fashioned and a removable tray for your cigar if you’re the type who likes a little smoke with their Donkey Kong.
Up top, industrial lighting casts a warm glow over the screen, and down below, a brass footrail bar gives the whole piece the grounded feel of a proper pub.
This is not for kids. It’s for grown men who still believe in arcades, bourbon, and building things that last.