"The Guillotine" Arcade Cabinet - 50% DEPOSIT

Sale Price: $3,000.00 Original Price: $4,000.00

THIS IS THE 50% DEPOSIT, Total purchase price will be approximately $6,000.00 with the remainder due prior to shipping.

Where nostalgia meets leather, brass, and 100-year-old barn beams.

This isn’t a toy. It’s a 300-pound altar to your inner twelve-year-old, wrapped in century-old timber and whiskey-slick style. The sides are made from reclaimed barn beams that stood longer than most buildings in your neighborhood — now reimagined to anchor a cabinet built for men who still remember blowing into a cartridge like it was CPR.

Inside? All the classics. Two-player games, endless hours of high-score redemption, and a control deck finished in matte black and brass — the kind of detail that makes you want to wipe your hands before touching it.

Below the screen, you’ll find a built-in whiskey cabinet tucked behind a soft-close door, along with a pop-out cup holder for your Old Fashioned and a removable tray for your cigar if you’re the type who likes a little smoke with their Donkey Kong.

Up top, industrial lighting casts a warm glow over the screen, and down below, a brass footrail bar gives the whole piece the grounded feel of a proper pub.

This is not for kids. It’s for grown men who still believe in arcades, bourbon, and building things that last.

THIS IS THE 50% DEPOSIT, Total purchase price will be approximately $6,000.00 with the remainder due prior to shipping.

Where nostalgia meets leather, brass, and 100-year-old barn beams.

This isn’t a toy. It’s a 300-pound altar to your inner twelve-year-old, wrapped in century-old timber and whiskey-slick style. The sides are made from reclaimed barn beams that stood longer than most buildings in your neighborhood — now reimagined to anchor a cabinet built for men who still remember blowing into a cartridge like it was CPR.

Inside? All the classics. Two-player games, endless hours of high-score redemption, and a control deck finished in matte black and brass — the kind of detail that makes you want to wipe your hands before touching it.

Below the screen, you’ll find a built-in whiskey cabinet tucked behind a soft-close door, along with a pop-out cup holder for your Old Fashioned and a removable tray for your cigar if you’re the type who likes a little smoke with their Donkey Kong.

Up top, industrial lighting casts a warm glow over the screen, and down below, a brass footrail bar gives the whole piece the grounded feel of a proper pub.

This is not for kids. It’s for grown men who still believe in arcades, bourbon, and building things that last.